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My name is Katie.
Only life aspirations include
wanting to be Bill Murray's best friend and being Margot Tenenbaum

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flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

- Some paper is calling you the Europhobic Khaleesi from DC.

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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